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| Cheshire: Don't laugh at my pain. 😩 |
My niece Mila, bless her brave little soul, decided this week that her prissy, usually chill house cat needed a bath. Now, if you’ve ever met a cat, you know this is the kind of decision that lands you in therapy later.
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| The before... poor unsuspecting kitty 😔 |
The cat, who normally acts like she’s auditioning for “Real Housewives of Suburbia” (all grace, side-eye, and unnecessary dramatics), became a full-blown Beyoncé alter ego the second her paw touched water. I mean, we’re talking Sasha Fierce with fangs.
Mila came armed with bubble bath confidence, a towel, and the kind of optimism only youth provides. Then she recruited her little sister Fiona to “just hold the cat real quick.” Rookie mistake. Because as it turns out, in the feline justice system, accomplices do not get a lighter sentence.
One splash later and both of them looked like they’d wrestled a blender full of razor blades. The kitchen sink? It looked like SeaWorld met a horror film.
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| The face of confusion... |
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| The face of betrayal... |
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| The face of acceptance, and subsequent retribution ... |
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| The face of betrayal, once again... |
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| Final acceptance; what will be will be 🤷🏿♀️ |
The cat? Dripping wet, foaming with shampoo, and glaring like she was already drafting her revenge plan. You could practically hear her inner monologue: You may have won the bath… but I will win the war.
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| This is a face that will not soon forget the egregious acts committed against them. |
Oh, and here’s the kicker: Mila also discovered that most of her so-called “queenly fluff” is… just fur. Underneath it all, she’s basically a lanky, soggy string bean with an attitude problem.
So yes, the cat is clean now—but she’s also plotting. And I’m pretty sure her next move involves reclaiming her fluff and her dignity… one claw at a time. 😼😾🐈
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| Not the cat staring off into the sunset like the closing credits of a movie 😂😂 |
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| If looks could kill... 😬 |
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| Mila better sleep with one eye open... for a WHILE. |
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